Pubescent first time masturbation stories

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When I was 7 or 8, I hoisted myself into a tree and accidentally gave myself an orgasm. As I struggled to pull myself higher, flexing my abdomen with every move, I noticed an unfamiliar kind of pelvic euphoria, which subsided by the time I finagled my way up. I only know that it made complete sense. I went at it with un-self-conscious zeal for a year or so, until I realized that it was kind of unusual and normalized my behavior by switching over to a more boring method. You know, the quick, furtive stroke. Whenever I tell friends and colleagues about my original method, it elicits eyebrow raises and embarrassed chuckles. Pleasure comes from pumping the pelvic floor muscle, which is at the base of the abdomen.

You learn a few things spending a week talking to people about the first time they masturbated; straight guys remember it well. Who could forget that first eruption and the sticky cleanup situation it left them in? Whether they spoke to their friends about rubbing one out or not, they were all continually reminded of it. The first boner, masturbation session, and the messy cleanup of young men are welcome comedy tropes. Even if you wanted to wipe the moment from your mind, Jason Bigg's face from American Pie wouldn't let you.

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